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spookymeevs:

imagine putting all these through a food processor until they’re like a fine powder and then adding water or something and stirring it until it thickens, shaping it into a large ball and then letting it harden, then painting it red with food coloring and convincing someone its an apple so that they take a bite out of it
but they wont have a mouth full of apple meat
they’ll have a mouth full of sprinkle meat.
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posted 11 hours ago
radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people
posted 1 day ago
"I don’t think people understand how stressful it is to explain what’s going on in your head when you don’t even understand it yourself." Sara Quin  (via masturbationdestination)

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darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!
"She’s mad, but she’s magic."Charles Bukowski (via dirtydamsel)

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drunkpeeta:

healthy-from-the-inside-out:

drunkpeeta:

it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick??

you mean like image
a hairdryer?

can we agree to never talk about this again

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posted 1 day ago
angry-slowpoke:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantronevery time someones like "please take out your number 2 pencil"take it out and scream
“ME HOY MENOY”

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se17enteen:

()()() by Louis Hvejsel Bork on Flickr.
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